Sunday, November 30, 2008

HOT BOX HOTTIES







WHEN THE MARY JANE IS BEING PASTED AROUND, THE HOT SHOWER IS RUNNING, THE SMELL OF REGS IS ALL IN THE AIR. YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE, BUT WHO CARES. WHAT IS THERE TO SEE ANYWAY. THE SWEAT ON YOUR BROW STARTS TO DRIP, BUT THE THIRST FOR THE DIZZY TIZZY JUST WONT LET YOU LEAVE, OH SWEET MARY JANE!

Friday, November 21, 2008

this winter fucking sucks

My not so long time "lover" if he can even be called that was saposed to be my skateboarder in shining armer. Yeah well, he stole my bike, my ipod, and now he's reportedly in jail. It really sucks for me because it is undoubtedly cuddle wheather, and am dolo, and he's cuddeling with some 400 pound spanish dude called tiny. I cry for the both of us.

But hey, before you cry for me Alabama, let it be said i do have my eye on a paticular jew. And i think by chrismas he'll be comin' on home to momma.(momma being me)of corse. And then ahh it's back down the same road. until i learn that skaters are duches, and big momma dont need that foool!

R.I.P ONYX, ha ha

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

HIPSTER TIPSTERS


Hipster parties, plaid shirts, fresh dirty dunks, hats, caps, fedoras, lego belts. Am really over your fucking lives. Hipster ma fucking tipsters, lick my nuts. "Like oh, am so downtown." You aint from downtown till your fucking broke, drunk, buying turkey sandwiches at 12 o'clock in the morning on avenue D. Until then go lick my nutter butters!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

THE DOWNTOWN NOBODYS

DOWNTOWN NOBODYS
Topkin Square Park, has gone through it's changes, as have the Lower East Side in genaral. But one thing that has been consistant with the park, is it's place for hanging outters. Here are personal photos taken by Arkah LaCharles. Documenting the simple beauty of these everyday kids in these classy black and white photos are the lives of todays Tompkin kids, loving known as TOMPKIN'S TRASH.











































the cheesy vandal

who do you think you are? you want to know, you want to tell, you want see. then get on your stupid computer and blog my shit. THECHEESYVANDAL, is stricktly downtown bro. anything worth knowing about is on the site maaan.